tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-298256422011-04-21T17:47:37.278-05:00You goddamned sexy genius. My asshole still aches from your super-cock wanging me to death. Between punting dogs and stopping fools from huffing farts, you still found time to sodomize me. I thank you. I don't know how many times you banged my pooper, but when I fart I smell cock. I wish my asshole leaked when I'm thirsty! That way, I could drink your man-juice to quench my insatiable thirst. I wish I remembered how many times you rammed my corn-hole but I lost count after my asshole exploded!Dr. Sausage T. McPussywafflehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15841675815715291520noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29825642.post-1160509588281072502006-10-10T14:28:00.000-05:002006-10-10T14:46:28.380-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://kentqualityfoods.com/images/sausage.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://kentqualityfoods.com/images/sausage.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >OH PLEEEASSSSEEEEE???????</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29825642-116050958828107250?l=drsausagetmcpussywaffle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. Sausage T. McPussywafflehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15841675815715291520noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29825642.post-1159978976935097802006-10-04T11:17:00.000-05:002006-10-04T11:22:56.946-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3577/3187/1600/Dr.Sausage.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3577/3187/320/Dr.Sausage.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><b>Dr. Sausage just being himself</b></span> <p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><b>with his fucking gadgets</b></span></p></div><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Dr. Michael Sausage invented this mammotechnology last year. He has been a mammographer since spring- break of his sophomore year of high-school. And due to much opposition, he still holds that the legal mammogram age should be 18 rather than usual boring 41 in most states. Dr. Sausage invents and writes in Nebraska.<br /><br /><br /></span><table align="center" bg border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="76" width="413" style="color:#e5efbc;"><tbody><tr><td height="32" width="100%"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Get ready for the experience of a lifetime. Your breasts will thank you. I guarantee.</span></td> <td rowspan="2" height="44" width="8"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"> </span><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td height="12" width="12"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"> </span><br /></td> <td height="12"> <p style="margin-right: 25px;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"> -Dr. Sausage.</span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29825642-115997897693509780?l=drsausagetmcpussywaffle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. Sausage T. McPussywafflehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15841675815715291520noreply@blogger.com9